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Welcome to the Top 5 Podcast, a show where we rank and discuss any list you can imagine. Best Ice cream? Top gaming consoles? Best blenders? Nothing is off limits, everyone is wrong even when they think they are right! We are your hosts Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen and Thomas Lockhart
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Top 5 Dad Jokes
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Who loves to laugh more than us? As extreme fans of jokes, we find ourselves partial to a well timed, well executed, Dad Joke. What’s a Dad Joke? It’s a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny. From the classics that never fail to get an eye-roll to the hidden gems that might just make you chuckle, today we will be discussing our Top 10 Dad Jokes. That's right, we are expanding our lists today because there are way too many great Dad Jokes out there. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other and we are by no means experts.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

Thursday May 30, 2024
Top 5 Workplace Necessities
Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
Do you work in an office? Are you at a desk or maybe standing at a kiosk waiting to park someone’s car? Are you a trucker, a doctor, a factory worker? Or maybe you work from home? Whether they’re for the job or just for your comfort, you have certain necessities that you rely on to get you through the day. Today we’re discussing our Top 5 Workplace Necessities.To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other and we are by no means experts.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

Monday May 20, 2024
Top 5 Unknown Artists
Monday May 20, 2024
Monday May 20, 2024
Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Rihanna Everyone knows these artists even if you don't listen to their music. Hell, I got a Rhianna artist/title right at trivia last week even though i've never hit play on one of her songs. They are superstars but what about the little guys? Those bands that when that one random friend starts talking about Primus you think to yourself “who the hell is primus?” Primus is right on the edge of what we will be talking about today which is why they were actually right on the outside of my list. Today we will be discussing our Top unknown bands. Just to clarify this can be those true little known bands or even some of the bands that maybe have a little bit of popularity but you think don't have enough for how good they are.To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other and we are by no means experts.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

Sunday May 05, 2024
Top 5 School Lunches
Sunday May 05, 2024
Sunday May 05, 2024
Almuerzo. chūshoku. Petit-déjeuner. Whatever you call it, we all have had lunch before. I would also wager that almost all of us have been to school. Well after you bombed your Social Studies test and in preparation for your Biology class coming up, you’re gonna need to refuel. What better way than to pay that $1.25 and purchase some bread, oddly shaped meat substitute, and some maybe green beans from your local school cafeteria. School lunches are not only tasty, they are vital to students' success through their educational years. But with all the amazing offerings, which school lunch is the best? Today we will be discussing our Top 5 School Lunches. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other and we are by no means experts.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Top 5 Favorite (American) Football Players
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
<long intro>....Whether they played two years or twenty, in today’s episode we’re talking about our Top 5 Favorite Football Players. To enhance our discussion, we didn’t share our lists with each other and by no means are we experts in this or any other category. We are just a few dudes who like to discuss nonsense. And one caveat is that we’re all in our mid to late 30’s so chances are these are guys from the late 80’s on up to the last 10 years.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
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Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Top 5 Pet Peeves (Again)
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Today we will be doing our Top 5 Pet Peeves Part 2 To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists before recording nor are we experts in said category.We are just a few dudes who love cereal.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
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Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Top 5 Cereals
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
It’s Saturday morning, you wake up early, you’ve got the TV all to yourself, a big blanket on the couch. But what’s missing? Some sort of artificially flavored partially hydrogenated and polyunsaturated sugar filled breakfast cereal, of course! A healthy way to start any morning. Cereal is wonderful. Eat it for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Eat it in your house, at work, in your car, or in a bathroom stall if you’re brave enough. With so many varieties and styles, which one is the best? Well today on this very special episode, we will try to guess each other's choices for their definitive Top 5 Cereals, and at the end we will reveal ours to compare the correct guesses. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists before recording nor are we experts in said category.We are just a few dudes who love cereal.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Google, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
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Friday Mar 29, 2024
Top 5 Welp, Schucks Moments
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Wing it! Today we are discussing our Top 5 Welp, Schucks. To enhance discussion, we didn’t discuss our lists with each other and we are by no means experts in said category. We are just a bunch of dudes who like discussing nonsense.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Google, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/thetop5pod and promo code DBCRAZYPOD to save 20% off anything you order.

Friday Mar 15, 2024
Top 5 Un-skepticisms
Friday Mar 15, 2024
Friday Mar 15, 2024
Wing it! Today we are discussing our Top 5 Unskepticisms. To enhance discussion, we didn’t discuss our lists with each other and we are by no means experts in said category. We are just a bunch of dudes who like discussing nonsense.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Google, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
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Sunday Mar 10, 2024
Top 5 Cringe Words
Sunday Mar 10, 2024
Sunday Mar 10, 2024
Hello, fellow word wanderers! Do you ever get the “ick” when someone uses the word rubbish? Or how about if someone calls your butt, “fanny?” Well then, today's episode is not for the faint of heart as we delve into the cringe-worthy depths of our language. We're peeling back the layers to expose those words that make us collectively wince, squirm, and maybe even blush a little. Today we are discussing our Top 5 Cringe Words. To enhance discussion, we didn’t discuss our lists with each other and we are by no means experts in said category. We are just a bunch of dudes who like discussing nonsense.
The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Google, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!
Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/thetop5pod and promo code DBCRAZYPOD to save 20% off anything you order.